Habitat

Originated from the region of Newtown, CT with migration patterns leading to  Fort Collins, CO, Charlotte, NC, Madison, WI and Seattle, WA.

Behavior

Highly organized creature that adheres to daily patterns of behavior. Often rises early to avoid interruption in its daily tasks because it is easily distracted by food, noises, and squirrels. Spends many hours of its day in front of a computer, writing, updating websites, and daydreaming about eating. 

Characteristics

Believes everything should have a system. It is not advisable to ask this species about its systems unless you like lectures about the proper way to brush teeth and load a dishwasher. Enjoys writing more than speaking because speaking does not have a Backspace button. 

Diet

One of the only mammals known to survive for days solely on sugar. This species fares best on a plant-based diet, but has been known to adapt well to bakeries and chocolate shops.

Evolution

Educated at Colorado State University in the field of Creative Writing. Spent later formative years in various customer service and office management roles.